Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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