I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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