what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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