I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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