Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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