I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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