so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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