Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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