i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
this will be a night to untag.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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