Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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