Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I have fence marks all over my body
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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