Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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