I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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