party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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