hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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