the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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