butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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