omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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