The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We are two peas in an std pod
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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