is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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