idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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