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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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