why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
