Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
