quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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