Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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