no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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