Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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