you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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