So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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