David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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