i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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