I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
