i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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