i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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