I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
