loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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