**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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