Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
