You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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