Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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