I want to stick my p in your. b.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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