bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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