I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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