I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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