I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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