if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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