Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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