The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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