I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
